I'M A LANCASTER COUNTY COUN'RY GIRL MIGRATED TO PITTSBURGH, PA, BUT STILL HAVE A LOVE IN MY HEART FOR MY AMISH COUN'RY AND JAYKEY FOKES. I AM NOT AMISH, I USE "AMISH DAWN" AS A NICKNAME, BECAUSE I WAS RAISED AMONG THE LANCASTER AMISH, WITH THE SAME MORAL CODES AND COMMUNITY PRIDE I WOULD LIKE TO SHARE SOME OF THOSE GREAT THINGS HERE, FOR EVERYONE TO BENEFIT FROM.



I HOPE TO PROVIDE INFO ON SELF-RELIANCE TRAINING FOR:



CANNING, JELLIES, SMOKING YOUR OWN MEATS, MAKING CRAFTS, GARDENING, QUILTING, HUNTING, TANNING, GROWING YOUR OWN TOBACCO, ETC.....JUST BEING A SURVIVOR DURING HARD FINANCIAL TIMES! ! YOU COULD ACTUALLY MAKE A LITTLE MONEY $$ OFF SOME OF THESE ITEMS.



YOU COULD SELL JELLIES OR FUNNEL CAKE OR GET PAID FOR SKINNING SOMEONE ELSES DEER, OR USE THESE NEW SKILLS AS A "BARTER FOR TRADE" SKILL, TO GET THINGS OR SERVICES YOU NEED FROM OTHER PEOPLE. THE INFO WILL BE A GATHERING OF ARTICLES, BY OTHER PEOPLE, THAT FIT THE TRAINING INTENDED.......TAKING CARE OF YERSELF IN HARD TIMES AND SAVING MONEY ! !

IS THIS "AMISH DAWN" ? ?

IS THIS "AMISH DAWN"  ? ?
OF COURSE NOT SILLY ! THAT WOULD BE ABNORMAL ! WE LANCASTER GIRLS SHAVE OUR MUSTACHES ! THIS IS "AMISH DAWN'S" NEPHEW-IN-LAW ! TOTALLY NORMAL ! WE "COUN'RY PEOPLE LOVE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.........WE DONT MOCK THE AMISH, WE LOVE AND ADMIRE THEM. BUT WE TRY TO HELP THEM LOOSEN UP A BIT TOO NAH !

HERE'S MORE "JIS FUNNIN" BY MY COUN'RY COUSINS' KIDS BELLA JEWEL AND LAURA MAE

HERE'S MORE "JIS FUNNIN" BY MY COUN'RY COUSINS' KIDS BELLA JEWEL AND LAURA MAE
LOOKS LIKE BELLA IS SAYING "WOW ! ITS NEAT TO HAVE BOOBS !" AND LAURA IS SAYING "YES....THEY'RE REAL.....I DONT APPROVE OF SYNTHETIC SILICONE IMPLANTS"

HERE'S THE BEAUTIFUL LAURA MAE ALL GROWN UP !

HERE'S THE BEAUTIFUL LAURA MAE ALL GROWN UP !

HERE'S THE "ALL GROWN-UP" BELLA JEWEL - FABULOUS BEAUTY WITH A BRAIN AS WELL !

HERE'S THE "ALL GROWN-UP" BELLA JEWEL - FABULOUS BEAUTY WITH A BRAIN AS WELL !

SLIDE SHOW - "FALL IN WESTERN PA", BY DAWN NARET'

VELCUM TO "AMISH DAWN'S" SURVIVAL TRAINING ! !

AMISH SLIDE SHOW




AMISH DAWN'S PA DRIVERS LIC


PRESIDENT OBAMA GIVING THE FINGER THAT GIVES ME HOPE
NOTE: THIS IS A NEW SITE, SO IT IS "SCANT", BUT ALREADY HAS WHOLE LOT ADDED.



I WILL GIVE CREDIT TO THE SITES THEY ARE FOUND ON AND INVITE YOU TO VISIT THERE TO VIEW MORE OF WHAT THEY OFFER.

IF ANY OF THE ARTICLES HERE, ARE FROM YOUR SITE, AND YOU DO NOT WANT THEM SHARED, LET ME KNOW AT:

AUTHORDAWNNARET@GMAIL.COM

AND I WILL REMOVE THEM.






MANURE OCCURRETH ! ! INSIDERS VIEWS AND OUTSIDERS HUMOR ON THE AMISH





"MANURE OCCURRETH ! ! "


*** ATTENTION ! ! ! ...........................DO "NOT"

CLICK ON VIEWING SCREENS....***


THE MUSIC "HERE" WILL INTERFERE WITH HEARING.


JUST CLICK THE ADDRESS FOR A DIRECT LINK SCREEN OPENING AT YOUTUBE.COM, AND WATCH FROM THERE -




THEN "BACK-ARROW-PAGE" TO RETURN "HERE"






CLICK THIS LINK FOR: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAgSCTdnrhk


VIDEO - “EXPLAINING THE AMISH WAY OF LIFE”




MORE AMISH VIDEOS ! !

2 MIN. VIDEO - “L'Amérique des Amish” – FRENCH, BEAUTIFUL, AUTHENTIC LIFE VIEWS OF AMISH FARMERS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAqifnN3QRg



VERY FUNNY VIDEO!! - “PUNCHLINE – THE AMISH GO TO TOWN”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFifJC8T9XI



HUMOROUS VIDEO - Weird al’s “amish paradice”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsfVw9xxoNY



NEW AMISH SOLAR POWER ! ! “AMISH TAP INTO GOD’S GRID”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taGLryZWVEY

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"ATTENTION: YOU HAVE JUST BEEN HIT WITH AN AMISH COMPUTER VIRUS ! !



BUT, SINCE WE DON'T HAVE ANY ELECTRIC......


AND WE DON'T HAVE ANY COMPUTERS.......


YOU'LL HAVE TO BE ON THE HONOR SYSTEM ! !



SO, ERASE EVERYTHING ON YOUR HARD DRIVE...


AND PASS THIS MESSAGE ALONG TO EVERYONE IN YOUR ADDRESS BOOK...................THANK THEE !



AMISH TECH SUPPORT ADVICE: "IF IT FEELS GOOD......BETTER NOT DO IT ! "


AMISH TECH SUPPORT ADVICE: "IF IT REALLY MAKES YOU EXCITED AND VIBRATING WITH ANTICIPATION......YOU COULD END UP IN HELL ! ! "



HERE'S MY FAVORITE "AUTHENTIC" AMISH JOKE.......

OLD JAKIE STOLTZFUS WAS THINNIN DOWN THE HERDS AND ADVERTISED TO SELL 100 HEAD OF BEEF AT $100. PER HEAD.

A TEXAN CAME TO LANCASTER TO SEE WHAT KIND OF BEEF COULD SELL SO CHEAP. JALEY WAS AN HONEST MAN AND DID NOT ASK THE CURRENT HIGH PRICES.

THE TEXAN DID NOT UNDERSTAND THIS. HE DEMANDED TO HAVE A LOOK AND PUT HIS MARK ON ANY HE CHOSE TO BUY.

JAKEY TOOK HIM AROUND AND HE WAS AMAZED AT THE GOOD QUALITY BEEF BEING OFFERED. HE PUT HIS MARK ON SEVERAL AND ON THE NEXT ONE HE CHOSE, JAKEY STOPPED HIM AND ADVISED..."NO, MAYBE YOU DON'T WANT THIS ONE...SHE DON'T LOOK SO GOOD".

THE TEXAN BELLOWED, "YOUR JUST TRYING TO KEEP THE BEST ONES FOR YOURSELF!", AND PUT HIS MARK ON IT.

2 DAYS LATER HIS TRUCKS CAME TO PICK UP ALL THE ONES WITH HIS MARK.

2 WEEKS LATER, THE TEXAN RETURNED WITH THE ONE THAT JAKEY ADVISED AGAINST AND COMPLAINED, "STOLTZFUS, YOU SCAMMER ! THIS DARN HEFFER IS BLIND !".

JAKEY TOOK GREAT OFFENCE AT THE INSULT TO HIS HONOR AND YELLED BACK, "NOW DON'T YA GO TA INSULTIN MY HONOR...I TOL YA SHE DON'T LOOK SO GOOD ! ". - TOLD TO DAWN NARET' BY A TRULY AUTHENTIC AMISH BOY.





MENFOKE CAUTION: YOU ARE ENTERING "RECIPIES" TERRITORY..... GET AN APRON AND PITCH-IN ! !








NOPE.......I AIN'T WEARIN NO APRON.....I'M THE MANNNN ! ! THE FISHERMANNNN ! ! I'LL BE "JUMPIN" NAH TO LEARN HAH TA CLEAN THESE ! !
VISIT: CONSERVEWILDLIFE.ORG. FOR GREAT ARTICLES ! !

http://www.conservewildlife.org/

PHOTO FROM ANR.STATE.VT.US - VISIT THEIR GREAT EDUCATIONAL SITE ! !

http://www.anr.state.vt.us/furbearer/way_of_life.html

(LADIES.......SH-H-H, JUST SCROLL DOWN YERSELVES OR CLICK ON THE PHOTO OF THE NICE MAN WITH THE "TEDDY BEAR", DOWN BELOW, TO CHECK ON 'EM ANYTIME.....DON'T WORRY, I WON'T GIV'EM ANYTHING 'CEPT "MANLY WORK TRAINING" ! !

"MANURE OCCURRETH ! ! "

“MANURE OCCURRETH ! ! “

“MANURE OCCURRETH ! ! “

“MANURE OCCURRETH ! ! “

“MANURE OCCURRETH ! ! “

CLICK THIS PHOTO FOR "JUMP" LINK TO "MENFOKE SECTION" - THEN DO THE SAME TO RETURN HERE

CLICK THIS PHOTO FOR "JUMP" LINK TO "MENFOKE SECTION" - THEN DO THE SAME TO RETURN HERE
LADIES ARE INVITED ALSO TO VIEW THE "MENFOKE SECTION"

INDEX OF ITEMS AVAILABLE IN "MENFOKE SECTION" - CUM ON O'ER JAKEY ! !




"JUMP" - BY CLICKING NEXT "BEAR PHOTO"

YOU CAN "JUMP" WITH THE COW, O'ER THE FENCE OR, HEY......JUS' SCROLL DOWN HERE FOR A PARTIAL LOOK-SEE.


PUT YER SPECKS ON NAH...I HEAR YA DON'T LOOK SO GOOD ! !


SEE EYE OPENERS: "HOW TO CLEAN FISH ! ! " AND

"HOW TO TIE A DOUBLE LOOP KNOT ! ! "


1. "AMISH SLIDE SHOW"

2. "COMMENTS" - CAN BE POSTED HERE - CLICK THE WORD "COMMENTS" - (SCROLL DOWN LOWER TO "COMMENTS" TITLE LINE) OR AT THE BOTTOM OF THE INDEX, O'ER AT "MENFOKE" SECTION.

3. VIDEO _ "8 MIN. DEER FIELD DRESS"

4. VIDEO - "HOW TO BUTCHER WILD GAME"

5. VIDEO - "HOW TO BUTCHER CHICKEN, WILD TURKEY, DUCKS"

6. ARTICLE - ""FIELD DRESSING A DEER"

7. RECIPE - "DEER STEW AND DEER ROAST"

8. ARTICLE/RECIPE - "HOW TO MAKE BEEF JERKY"

9. VIDEO - "HOW TO MAKE DEER SAUSAGE" AND SEVERAL OTHER SELECTIONS

10.ARTICLE - "SMOKING AND CURING MEATS"

11.ARTICLE - "US GOV. FACT SHEET ON SMOKING MEATS"

12.ARTICLE - "HOW TO MEASURE YOUR BUCKS POINTS"

13.ARTICLE - "TRAPPING WILD GAME"

14.ARTICLE - "FAMILY HIKING AND NATURE WALKS"

15.ARTICLE - "GOV. TIPS ON MAKING SAFE BEEF JERKY"



THERE IS MORE SELECTION,ON THE INDEX O'ER THERE, THAN THERE IS SHOWING HERE ! !



Wednesday, May 6, 2009

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COMING UP - AMISH SHOO-FLY PIE ! !

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